These cryptic methods of doing things are getting ridiculous.
her's a new one I discovered...
If you want to pop open your rear hatch with your radio knobs, do the following: with your left hand behind your back and standing on your right foot, press the panic button on your keyfob. After you get three nasty stares from passers-by, open your drivers window and right rear passenger window halfway (but you must do the passenger window from that actual location, not the drivers switch). Remember you cannot put your left foot on the ground while doing this or you will have to start over. Once the windows are half open, reach into the drivers window and pull the lock button up, then sit in the drivers seat with your left foot hanging out (and still off the ground), press the AM/FM button the radio, then slide yourself out the passenger door, hop on your right foot to the rear hatch and press the lever hidden just under the window.