I agree with you re first world problems jk....actually I own 2 Dodge's (my daily driver is a 2012 Charger 'Blacktop' edition). The Journey RT is the Wife's...so I'm pretty sure I'm in it for the long haul!
It's just completely silly to design things that way (cost cutting at it's finest to begin with).
Took some research, but those are the only bulbs on the entire vehicle that can't be changed to LED's.